Never Mind The Minions

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Recorded for the 2018 RPM Challenge.
10 Punk songs written by Mark Cherwick (7 years old) & Jacob Cherwick (19 years old), about minions, food, school, siblings and many other things.

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released March 1, 2018

Mark Cherwick: vocals
Jacob Cherwick: guitar, bass, drums & vocals
Sofia Cherwick: guest vocals on "Fluffy Unicorn Song"

Engineered, Mixed & Mastered by Jacob Cherwick
Recorded at Gru's Lab, St. John's, NL

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Jacob Cherwick St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

For inquiries contact: jacobcherwick@gmail.com

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Track Name: Please Stop Testing Me
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be

I don’t want to read your stories
I don’t want to read your stories
I don’t want to read your stories
I don’t want to read your stories

Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Please stop testing me
I won’t be how you want me to be
Track Name: I Don't Like Eating Eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs

If someone gives me an egg
I will throw it at them

I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs

Eggs always taste like stinky socks
Eggs always taste like stinky socks

I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
I don’t like eating eggs
Track Name: Don't Call Me A Stupid Idiot
Don’t call me a stupid idiot
Don’t call me a stupid idiot

You’re a mean piece of bread that nobody likes
You’re a mean piece of bread that nobody likes

Don’t call me a stupid idiot
Don’t call me a stupid idiot

You’re a mean piece of bread that nobody likes
You’re a mean piece of bread that nobody likes

Don’t call me a stupid idiot
Don’t call me a stupid idiot
Track Name: Fluffy Unicorn Song
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them

Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
Track Name: Don't Try To Feed Me Avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados

I don’t want your avocado toast
I don’t want your avocado salad
you can try your best but
I won’t eat your avocados

Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados

I don’t want your avocado toast
I don’t want your avocado salad
you can try your best but
I won’t eat your avocados

Don’t try to feed me avocados
Don’t try to feed me avocados
I won’t eat your avocados
But at least they’re not as bad as eggs
Track Name: School Is The Worst
I hate school
School is the worst
The stuff is too basic
I knew it in pre-school

I hate school
School is the worst
I hate school
School is the worst

The only reason parents send their kids to school
Is to get them off their electronic devices


I hate school
School is the worst
I hate school
School is the worst
Track Name: I Don't Like It When My Sister Is Annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying

She always asks me to fix the TV
She’s always shouting at me

I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
I don’t like it when my sister’s annoying
Track Name: Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana

Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Track Name: Microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave

Microwaves are radioactive
Microwaves are radioactive
Microwaves are radioactive
Microwaves are radioactive

I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave

Microwaves are radioactive
Microwaves are radioactive
Microwaves are radioactive
Microwaves are radioactive

I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
I’ll heat up pizza in my microwave
Track Name: I'm More Tired Than I've Ever Been
I just want this to be over with
I am getting tired of this

I just need to sleep
get away from me
I’m so done with this
I’m more tired than I’ve ever been

I just want this to be over with
I am getting tired of this

I just need to sleep
get away from me
I’m so done with this
I’m more tired than I’ve ever been

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