Banana Vacuum

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Recorded for the 2019 RPM Challenge.
Banana. Boys. For. Life.

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released March 1, 2019

Mark Cherwick: vocals
Jacob Cherwick: guitar, vocals, additional bass
Liam Ryan: bass, vocals
Damon Dooley: drums

Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Jacob Cherwick at Gru's Lab, St. John's, NL

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Jacob Cherwick St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

For inquiries contact: jacobcherwick@gmail.com

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Track Name: Water
Water contains hydrogen & oxygen
It’s a key ingredient for life
Water tastes refreshing
There’s more water in the atmosphere than all out rivers combined

Human male’s are 70% water
Human females are only 60%
A jellyfish is 98% water
a watermelon is 92%

Some planets are 100% water
They have a core of ice VII or ice V
An ocean hundreds or even thousands of kilometres deep
A vapour atmosphere that doesn’t support life

Human male’s are 70% water
Human females are only 60%
A jellyfish is 98% water
a watermelon is 92%

Water
Water
Water
Water
Track Name: Paper
Paper comes in many shapes & sizes
From giant B0 to tiny A10
Plastic straws will plug a turtle’s nose
Use paper straws instead

In egypt it was made from papyrus
in china it was made from bamboo
nowadays paper is made from wood
but it was never made out of a shoe
Track Name: Les Goths
J’ai un ami qui s’appelle Obélix
Et il adore les sangliers.
Un jour il est allé chez les Goths.
Il a reçu des choux.

Astérix luit a dit de arrêter de parler
Car il ne parler pas gotique.
Astérix luit a dit de arrêter de parler
Car il ne parler pas gotique.

Il a dit à Astérix que il préfère
Les sangliers
Et si il leur demandait gentiment
Et si il leur demandait gentiment

Astérix luit a dit de arrêter de parler
Car il ne parler pas gotique.
Astérix luit a dit de arrêter de parler
Car il ne parler pas gotique.
Track Name: Alone
The best part of my day
Is when I’m left alone
To watch some Harvard talks
And build with Minecraft blocks

You never let me play
You only care when I read
I dont’ have a say
You’re just jealous of me

The doctors side with you
Their claims are far from true
It doesn’t hurt my eyes
It opens up my mind

You never let me play
You only care when I read
I dont’ have a say
You’re just jealous of me
Track Name: Banana 2
Banana
Track Name: Kangerlussuak
Time to learn about the various airports of the far northern hemisphere

The far northern hemisphere is home to a large number of small towns with isolated airports
The majority of these towns are not accessible by road, that’s what the northern airports are there for
Some are bigger
Some are smaller
Their names can be confusing to read
Some airports serve for connecting flights only, so you can reach your destination with speed

My favourite one is Kangerlussuaq airport in Greenland
Track Name: Beet Root Soup
I don’t mind carrots onions and beans
I don’t mind eating meat
But I won’t eat a single thing
Swimming in a purple sea of beets

I won’t eat beet soup because it tastes like rotten eggs
If you feed me beet soup, I will kick you in the legs
I won’t eat beet soup, I’d rather get punched in the face
I won’t eat beet soup, so get your beets out of my way

Eating beets is probably worse than falling down a well
Soggy beets are what they force you to eat in hell

I won’t eat beet soup because it tastes like rotten eggs
If you feed me beet soup, I will kick you in the legs
I won’t eat beet soup, I’d rather get punched in the face
I won’t eat beet soup, so get your beets out of my way
Track Name: I am not lactose intolerant
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick
Milk doesn’t make me sick

Milk, cheese and dairy

Cheddar & mozza

Parmesan, brie

Yogurt and butter

Milk, cheese and dairy

Cheddar & mozza

Parmesan, brie

Yogurt and butter

I am not lactose intolerant
I am not lactose intolerant
I am not lactose intolerant
I am not lactose intolerant
Track Name: Planets
It must orbit the sun or some other star
These are the requirements for being a planet
It’s gravity must pull it into the shape of a sphere
It must be large enough to dominate it’s orbit

They can be solid, liquid or gas
They can even be plasma if you ask
Gas giants have enormous storms
Any planet can support life forms

Is pluto really a planet?
Or is it a dwarf planet?
Or is it just Mickey Mouse’s dog?

They can be solid, liquid or gas
They can even be plasma if you ask
Gas giants have enormous storms
Any planet can support life forms
Track Name: Garbage
Theres a continent entirely made up of garbage in the ocean
It’s now twice the size of Texas
And it’s only getting bigger
Humans are responsible for creating this hazard to animals

It’s killing the birds
It’s killing the birds in the ocean
It’s killing the birds
It’s killing the birds in the ocean
We need a new plan
A plan we can put into motion
It’s killing the birds
It’s killing the birds in the ocean

A bird was cheerfully eating food when it died
Scientists found it dead, cut it open and found out the food it was eating was garbage
A bird was cheerfully eating food when it died
Scientists found it dead, cut it open and found out the food it was eating was garbage

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